Hubby and I had the pleasure of spending 10 glorious days in Hedo II, from Sept 9 - Sept 19. 2000 . This was our 6th trip to Hedo II and we are already planning our very next trip back on Nov 24 and again for Valentines Day 2001 with some of our newest Hedo friends. I must say that this place is most addictive , once you go, if you are a true Hedonist, you will be hooked !! I always have a good time at Hedo , but this trip was absolutely, without a doubt, the best trip to Hedo ever !!!! And as a rule, each trip there gets better and better. I was not in Hedo one hour before I was nude and headed to the nude side , the wait had been long enough. Its hard to recall what happened on a day to day basis because the days do began to blend altogether with all the Rum Runners, Purple Rains, and daily activities that may go something like this - get up, breakfast, regroup for the day ,nude beach, drinks, fun, games, food, drinks , fun , games, jerk chicken at 6:00 (which is scrumptous by the way - thank you Robert ) more drinks , put on clothes (yuck!) go to the dining room, entertainment, drinks, fun, and then you figure out what day it is by whats happening at nite. Whether its pj nite, or toga nite,(which we were prepared for and brought our own togas) , my hubby somehow got to be MC for the nite, or topless nite in the disco (which I enjoyed to the fullest!!!) , thong nite ( like to see more men participate) , beach party nite , etc. After a while , as the days blurred, it didn't matter what day it was, as long as it was not the day we had to check out . The dayof the wet t-shirt contest with all the excitement of cookies being gobbled off of semi nude bodies and caramel being licked off and blowjobs (the alcoholic drink ) being served to the men - was a definite highlight of the trip !!!
One night in particular , a group of us went to Rick's Cafe, and I don't know who got this bright idea, but anyway here goes : We decided in the taxi back to Hedo, that it would be hilarious to get undressed and walk through the dining room nude. So we had the taxi driver pull over just outside the entrance of the grand Hedo gates so that we could all disrobe but we all kept our shoes on for an added twist !! Within 60 seconds we were all nude ... we had the taxi driver or security or ..actually I don't remember who it was now... take a group photo ....just for kicks. Our glorious leader Greg (whom I enjoyed dearly) said we should go to the front desk and ask if our rooms were ready --- you should have seen the ladies face at the front desk as she fumbled for her mouse to click and check on our resos (he he) . Then we proceeded to the dining room to serve ourselves dessert-- After selecting our desserts , we paraded through the dining room and headed to Veronica's (the piano bar ) to relax. You should have heard the cheers and shouts from our friends and supporters who were dining in the dining room that nite. We then relaxed in Veronica's and recapped all the events of the evening while we sucked down Jamaican Delights , Red Stripes and some other combination of drinks . Each and every person that walked into Verononica's did a double take (seeing us all sitting there nude) . One lady who came in with her male companion spotted us and walked over and immediately ripped off her shirt. We were hysterical !!! However her male companion seemed to have been a bit embarrassed by the whole occurence. Anyway we stayed for a while until we had finished our final round of drinks and then we all got dressed and went our seperate ways to either the dining room, disco, nude hot tub or wherever.
I just want to say thanks to all you guys who made our trip one to remember : Alan & Brenda (great show on the ride back to Hedo- encore, encore !!!), Andrew & Alex ( love those piercings Andrew, Alex you are as sweet as they come ), John & Jule ( Julie you look great with those underwear over your head, just remember to smile, John hope your neck is ok from standing during the ride back to Hedo) , Greg & Roberta ( we will definitely be coming to LA to see you guys and hurry and send the pics .. please ). We love you guys and we REALLY NEED TO DO IT AGAIN !!!
We had to say goodbye day by to day to whoever was leaving that day, it was kind of sad, but we knew we still had another full week, so things were looking up !!! We said gooodbye to old friends and just as rapidly made new ones. We spent the next day..I think... going on the nude cruise which was really a blast. The most fun nite that I had while actually wearing clothes was the beach party, we had two teams - " The Sluts" and the "The Bitches" . I had the pleasure of being on the superstar team called "The Bitches" , and I still can't figure out how we winded up getting less Hedo bucks than them,- I think we got robbed to be honest , unless it was because I dropped that water balloon when it was my turn ---OOPS! I Remeber that game when we had to run touching our ear with our index finger and run around that stupid little basin on the ground, and then I also remember being on the ground after only 4 spins - OUCH!! And to EDDIE , THE ASS COUNTER - I think I got cheated that nite ----that was pretty hard after drinking all those Purple Rains. Hello to all of my fellow teammates and hope to see at least some of you next time around. !!!!
And I have to mention before I forget that coming from a small town... you don't really expect to meet anyone from your town or so we thought.... that was until we had the pleasure of meeting John & Heidi (who live ..ohhh about 10 minutes away from us , you guys were the greatest and we look forward to hooking up here in town). Also to Larry & Cindy ( who are practically neighbors also -you guys were a blast at the Island Picnic when we played the game called "sexual positions" I just keep envisioning Cindy getting called on repeatedly for a view that all the men were in favor of -what a good sport !!!) . I absolutely MUST say thanks to Jim & Sue (who got right into the swing of things after being there for only 30 minutes and Hedo Virgins at that ) . Thanks for a pleasant memories in the hot tub !! Lets see..who am I forgetting...oh my God , Althea & Julius (all I can say is "we gotta do it again, soon, real soon !! ) Sorry that Harold drank too much and passed out in your room !!! -Eddie ( we had a real nice time hanging out with you as well, if you hear from Ron from New York , give him our email--please) . Who else .....??? ahhhhh I had so much fun dancing the nites away with Guillermo ( no matter what you think you are a great dancer ). Congrats to Chad & Sabrina ( the newlyweds who met at Hedo II on a previous trip there - you guys are the greatest , best of luck to you both). Many fond memories with Elena & Harry ( remember all the fun we had at the disco ) And last but absolutely and positively not least , Mike and Trish (thank God we don't have to wait to go back to Hedo to hook up with you guys, since we are also practically neighbors - looking forward to it !) I feel that I have to end this report by saying that the entertainment coordinators at Hedo II are the greatest, but there are a few who made my last trip outstanding . That would be first of all - CHAMPAGNE ( who was EXTRAORDINARY-and I am sure that all the men , at least would agree with me there), MARIE ( who was a riot -loved the trapeze act during circus show), PATRICK ((who went out of his way to make our stay wild and crazy ) , and MELANIE ( affectionely named QUEEN F- - KY F- -KY, at the Island Picnic, which was a blast !!!) These are the folks who truly make Hedo II what is is , all my love goes out to them !!! Can't wait to see them all in 8 more weeks ------ WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
To anyone out there who is hesitant about going to Hedo II , just do it, it will be an experience you will never forget and that you will not find anywhere else !! PROMISE, one trip and you will be hooked !!!!!!