We just returned from a three night "power weekend" at Hedo II and want to give my thoughts. First off I want to thank Denny and his terrific website for allowing us to make the great contacts before we arrived. This truly enhanced the entire experience.
We arrived on Thursday June 22nd and had to leave on June 25th. Let me start by clarifying a couple of definitions:
1. "God I love this place!" and "I hate this place!" mean the same thing - This place is unbelievable, fun, erotic, stimulating, wild, just simply paradise!
2. Good is a good thing and bad is good.
OK now that that is clear, here we go........
Got up Thursday morning at 6am ready to head to the airport for our most anticipated trip to Hedo II. Had to get two of the kids off to one camp and one to another camp. Going though our final check list and waiting for the sitter. Sitter arrives and while we are giving her some last minute instructions I noticed the cat looks sick. OK, called a friend to take to cat to the vets, called the vet, called friend to thank them for taking the cat. Head to the airport with our shoebox size suit cased and carry-on for essentials.
We arrive in Montego Bay and board the Timeair flight for Hedo II. Met a couple on the plane that were going to another resort (I forgot there name) snicker, giggle, hey hey. More on them later.
Arrived in Negril got a $6 - 3 minute taxi ride to the resort. It is now 1pm Hedo time and we are checked in. This place is tropical! Seems a little quite. Humm. Where is the rest of the group we have been chatting with? Looked at the map and headed (with only towels) to the nude pool. As we approached the pool I notice familiar faces. It was noisy and everybody was laughing and having fun. There is Pat (our captain)& Audrey, Skip & Suzzane , Mike & Cindy and Tom (Mr. opportunity) & Leigh. Went around and met everybody along with several other couples that were in "the group".
Today was Togo night and we wanted to go to the Toga orientation to learn how to make one. I think the class was at 3pm. Started the usually small talk and consumption of adult beverages. Hey there is Duane & Kelli. How are you guys...nice to meet you! Anybody need a drink? 3pm came & went - missed to Toga class. Oh well.....anybody need another drink? Ladies are dancing on tables, butt shots and motorboat races. "God I LOVE this place!" Hi Kevin & Catherine nice to meet you! What are you two drinking?
Went to dinner and everybody is wearing their Toga outfit. All different kinds. Nancy (my wife) was named the two minute Toga. Around her neck, down both sides, open in the front and back with a gold belt. She looked great!! After some dinner and dancing we head to the piano bar for a little singing. Anybody need another drink? Had fun with Mitch and the gang! After that we all headed to the hot tub. Lots of talking, messaging, drinking, watching and anything else :)
Woke up at 6am (3 hours of sleep) and we were starving! Went up to the main dinning area but no breakfast until 8am. No problem mon. Went down to the beach and laid around until 8am. After breakfast - back to the beach to maybe get a nap. I can't sleep and am so excited. Nancy is looking fine (she could sleep) laying there next to me. I am so proud of how she "jumped right in" and became friends with everybody. Back to the pool for more motorboat races, muff shots and "triple" nipple shots. God I love this place! Went to dinner at around 8pm. Today is Carol's 29th birthday (hey hey). We had 3 tables of eight people with a celebration at each. Anniversaries and birthdays (great job Pat). That was fun. Who needs another drink? Headed back to the piano bar. We sang happy birthday to Carol (in her birthday suit dancing on the piano) and sang some other songs. Back to the hot tub. Tonight Skip brings his boom box and an extra bottle. Cool! How needs another drink? To bed at around 3:30am.
Saturday (I think) up at 6am (2 1/2 hours sleep). Laid around the beach and waited for the cruise at 10:30am. Man! Its seems hot today. Cruise finally leaves for Pickled Parrot. Along the way we stop for some nude snorkeling. Nancy decides she just wants to swim while I snorkel. So I chase her around a little bit and notice lots of small jelly fish swimming around. Decided to get out and resume our drinking and fun. Arrived at Pickled Parrot's and were informed that we had to wear cloths (bummer) so I dove off the boat and swam to the steps. Hi! There is the couple we met on our flight from Montrgo Bay to Negril (they stayed at another resort). They seemed envious. Jumped off the cliff and did the rope swing a few times. Tom scored on some smoke. Got back on the cruise an headed back. Several games and fun taking place . I Love this place! Pat had his video camera rolling(smiling bigger than every), Skip was taking picture number about 300 and the girls were having fun in the mess pit (along with Tom). God I love this place! Met a couple (Lisa & Brian) onboard who were getting married at 4pm out on the point! Sounds like fun. Cruise arrive at about 2:30pm head back to the pool. Brian says Brandi rubbed up against something while snorkeling and is starting to itch a little! I looked at the irritated area (nothing else) lol! Decide to get some jerk chicken and fish....Outstanding! Everybody talking about the wedding because its almost 4pm. The bride (Lisa)has requested we wear cloths because the minister felt uncomfortable. Bummer. We all grabbed our beach towels and headed for the point. I have been to several weddings. None touched me the way this one did. What a beautiful couple and ceremony! I think they well celebrate the 1st anniversary with us next year.
Head back to the pool for more fun & games. Nancy suggest we head for the grotto. God I love this place! After the Grotto, Tom lights up and begins passing. He tells me to pay attention and see what happens in a few minute. All of a sudden several girls began dancing, rubbing and having FUN right in front of us! He said "see what I told ya!" We laughted. God I hate this place!
Went to dinner, dancing, piano bar and finished in the hot tub. Really enjoyed Brian & Brandi, Larry & Sherry and Kevin & Catherine's company We talked until about 3:30am. Woke up at 7am because today is the day we have to leave. Got around & headed to breakfast (walked slowing thinking it may help). Said our good byes and got in the taxi. As we were leaving we were pleasantly Mooned by the group as we left. I love this place. Boarded our Timair flight for Montego Bay. The pilot instructed us that this was a nude flight if we wanted. Nancy challenged the pilot "if you do, I will"! We all got naked for the last possible 15 minutes in (leaving) Hedo!
I want to give special thanks to several of the "participants" that helped make our First (of many) trip to Hedo II the best vacation we have ever experienced.
Pat & Audrey for the education and welcoming us into such a wonderful group of people! You organized dinner, help with games and really kept the group together. Skip & Suzanne for guiding us and being the group photographer! Mike & Cindy You guys are wild! Duane & Kelli for helping us early on and being such great friends! Larry & Shari for all your advise and asprin! Tom & Leigh for never (Tom) missing an opportunity! God I love this place! Kevin & Carol for giving us such a nice birthday dance and great companionship! Brian & Brandi for going first off the cliff (I had to follow) and spending the last evening together. Kevin & Catherine for being ones of those couples you just want to be around. There will always be a special place in our hearts for you two. Lew & Corey for being so easy to talk to and your eagerness to help! All the rest of the people we met during our short stay in paradise!
THANK YOU!
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Arrived at Montego Bay airport and was informed that if we decided to give up our seat American would give us $500 travel voucher per person. We looked at each other and laughed. Told the agent we had to make a call to the US to get the sitter arranged. "We'll be right back!" As we walked toward the phone we both realized it would hard to make a trip any more enjoyable. We decided to head on home. God I miss this place!